eternitychanel:

tvspecial:

whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something

i don’t think so no

(via thetowndrugdealer)

wimpynoodle:

I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT

(via thetowndrugdealer)

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via thetowndrugdealer)

haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

(Source: stevebrule, via blunts-and-robots)